Here, at TEEN ASSHOLES, we do one thing and we like to do it well. Adopting techniques instituted by the most successful economic ventures in the so-called western world (i.e., capitalist countries with more-or-less free market economies and civil liberties), we have decided to focus purely on our core competency.
The following dialog may help you better understand just what that preceding passage means and what this site is all about:
What are we good at?
Watching adult content.
What can we do for you?
Find, predigest, select and make available the best possible Internet pornography, at the best price: Free.
How can we do it?
Who cares! We do it and it is good.
What is your role?
Sit back, access the Internet and enjoy. Then, bookmark us as a "favorite" and tell your friends. Use Twitter, Mashable, Facebook or some other "social" service, if you are so inclined.
Huh?
Whatever. Just remember you can return the favor by letting others know about the oodles of goodness you can freely access without cost (that's no cost to you, not even "shipping and handling)!
What Else?
Oh, yeah -- that is, so long as you are at least 18 years of age (or otherwise have attained the age of majority in your jurisdiction, if greater). You have to be a full-fledged adult to even glimpse this website. No exceptions ... and don't go showing the site to anyone who wouldn't like the content, could possibly be offended by if or could be a minor ... or access or view our content or that of any site linked hereto from any jurisdiction where anything herein or linked to us could be determined within relevant community standards to be offensive, obscene or just downright unpleasant or unlawful.
Can It Be Lawful?
We think so, and we checked. Moreover, we do so intend to abide by the law, in every respect, at all times. We support and cooperate with law enforcement, and support others' intellectual property rights (respect ours, too), so watch yourself if you are one of those miscreants, hooligans, pirates or some other less than honorable person. It won't be tolerated here. And if you are here to use our site for any purpose other than personal enjoyment, don't; you are electronically trespassing and you need to leave, delete any copies of our content immediately, never return or speak of us again and certainly do not use any information or data from this site or those linked herefrom for any competitive commercial purpose in any manner, at any time.
Enjoy Yourself, but Learn Something!
If you are still here despite all that, enjoy yourself. We put this site together to engender political discussion concerning the boundaries of free speech in the United States and other nations, to provide an artistic outlet for the producers of the content of this website, to offer-up comedic relief for our viewers (ain't this stuff hilarious? You know it can't be real, right?) and for the consumption of such artistic content by interested, willing adults and to aid education of adults on the subjects referenced and covered herein.
Aw! We Love You!
All that said, we "aims to please" and to make the world a better place. Have a great morning, afternoon or evening and just enjoy the fruits of our labor.